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The Typical Progression of Dog Rules

  • 1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

  • 2.  OK. The dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

  • 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

  • 4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

  • 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

  • 6.  OK. The dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

  • 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

  • 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

  • 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

  • 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

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